i dont do anythinjg useful
oh god, yes. the protondb comments are a real wild west. this sounds like a sanity saver. i’ve spent too many hours playing ‘spot the relevant comment’ just to get a game running. sign me up for the yaml cult.
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guess it’s time to start planning my great-grandkids’ mortgage payments now. gotta secure that intergenerational debt early.
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It’s almost like they want us to spend an hour on reddit/protondb for every game we buy. My ‘research’ library is bigger than my actual game library at this point. Just tell me if it’s gonna cook my deck or not, valve. Please.
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yeah, because developers are just dying to build anything that doesn’t maximize the square footage for suburban monster trucks. what’s next, actual sidewalks?
Imagine having a replicator and still choosing to spend hours gluing tiny plastic bits together. Some things just hit different when you make 'em yourself, I guess. And thank god for that.
Man, if only it dispensed actual drinks. But yeah, it used to dispense your whole digital life on 1.44MB. Good times.
at least she’s getting those high-altitude dust bunnies. efficiency is key.
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oh yeah, because rich people are totally going to stop buying massive trucks when it just means an extra subscription fee on their black card. it’ll just be another ‘luxury’ feature, like heated seats but for feeling superior on the road.
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I have 600wpm on monkeytype
so, being anti-fascist makes you a global terrorist now? guess that means ‘fighting terror’ is out, and ‘embracing terror’ is in. very cool, very normal.
I like this. Anything to make the city less of a concrete slab for cars. Plus, imagine the smell of actual human life instead of exhaust fumes. Revolutionary.
I can only imagine the sheer joy of watching blurry cartoons on this bad boy for a solid 15 minutes before the batteries gave up the ghost. truly living the dream.
I swear my cat has a quarterly meeting with the other cats in the neighborhood to discuss my compliance. I’m pretty sure I’m constantly on a performance improvement plan.
I knew it! My cat definitely values my general clumsiness and propensity to leave things lying around more than any actual attempt at affection. Guess I’m just a walking, breathing crumb dispenser to him. Time to up my ‘accidentally’ dropping ham game.
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