And yet it’s still easy to write spaghetti code in Java. Just abuse inheritance. Where is this function implemented? No one knows but the compiler!

I would fix that bug but the complete rewrite that management has had me working on for the past two years will make it obsolete anyway.

Mom, put down the phone, I’m using the modem!

That’s when you break out valgrind because you certainly are using uninitialized memory.

I’m trying to remember the last time I actually had a core file. I think core dumps have been disabled by default on Linux since at least 2000.

I don’t use Ruby anymore, but I still use irb everyday as a command line calculator.

Tradition is just dead people’s baggage. Doug Stanhope.

I’m not great with gdb but I think using the x cmd shows them.

Your result is correct, is just not displaying the leading zeros.

Oracle users are masochists.

It was definitely DDJ… back in the early 90s, right? I once asked Walter Bright (creator of D) if they were related and he told me it was just a naming coincidence.

♪I went to school and I got OpenD♪

Known to cause heisenbugs. They’re bugs that disappear when you try to measure them with a debugger or a printf.

Yeah back before github existed, we used sourceforge to host opensource, and you had to use CVS. Then later Subversion.

ah man… that’s a part of the internet I really miss. For those that don’t know, the .plan file was a file you put in your home folder, and anyone on the internet could run finger johnc@idsoftware.com (or your own user@server obviously) which would output your status and your .plan and .project files. Which is why people have a copy of John Carmack’s .plan file.

Because the execs suck ass, everyone will lose their job eventually an yway.

I prefer using the command line… but it is nice to be able to use a TUI to select the staging files, so this works out perfectly.

One of the people reverse engineering the M1 GPU for Asahi Linux is a catgirl vtuber: https://www.youtube.com/asahilina

Nah… wrap entire templates in @if statements.

It’s kinda amazing how someone can work so hard to sabotage their own public image.