My children were deprived of the right to burn themselves from a mixture of childhood curiosity and piromania

deleted by creator

because osmotic pressure destroying your cells is bad for you

do you want Hyperion? because that’s how you get the Shrike!

I had a patient who used one of these to smoke because he was on condensed oxygen. He’s still caught on fire. 0/10. don’t recommend

The goal of the tonight show is to get the most viewers in the most desirable advertising demographic. You or me thinking Falon isn’t funny is meaningless. He gets the viewers they are after, and when he is too old to appeal to the right demographic he will be fired like Leno and Carson.

Thanks for the generosity. I would love to try Ziggurat.

These posts are like email chain letters in the 90s. Billions! Not 1 but multiple billions of dollars!

1. That’s ignorant nonsense
2. fuck this guy anyways