9.7/10 post

I like it! Thanks :)

Not gonna be anti-slip when girls see it 💦

imbisbibal hamd

Bram Bram Dracula Man

There’s something about when it’s just a little midriff or something showing…

I’ve had a similar experience and came to the same conclusion.

I like to answer questions as if an adult had asked them and then provide the dumbed down answer after.

We know what cum and precum are. But what’s postcum 🤔🌌🤔

Quarter pounder gets the slivered onions, apparently everything else gets the diced onions.

The diced onions are rehydrated. Mmmmm

Alvey Beinstein

“…for trying to understand sarcasm as an autistic person”

“…for translation until I find DeepL“

“…short circuiting negative thought loops”

(JK, probably to do a bad job at something stupid)

TST shouldn’t doorknock to spread the word about their services?!

Dear Sir,

Thank you for your letter and for your enclosed pizza menu suggestions. I have given some thought to our recent correspondence about topping choices. It is always difficult to decide on how to respond to people whose culinary ethos is so alien and, in fact, repellent to one’s own. It is not that I take exception to the general points made by you about pizza toppings, but that every ounce of my energy has been devoted to an active opposition to cruel fruit placement, compulsive sweetness, and the sadistic persecution of traditional savory flavors which has characterised the philosophy and practice of pineapple-on-pizza advocacy.

I feel obliged to say that the gastronomic universes we inhabit are so distinct, and in deepest ways opposed, that nothing fruitful or sincere could ever emerge from a shared pizza between us.

I should like you to understand the intensity of this conviction on my part. It is not out of any attempt to be rude that I say this but because of all that I value in Italian culinary experience and pizza-making achievement.

Yours sincerely,

What are the chances I had just sent something similar to someone advocating for pineapple on pizza?

Jokes aside - dude was pretty badass:

Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 3rd Earl Russell, OM, FRS (18 May 1872 – 2 February 1970) was a British philosopher, logician, mathematician, and public intellectual. He had influence on mathematics, logic, set theory, and various areas of analytic philosophy.

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Let’s say everyone used an identity verification service to signup, like had to send photos of their ID and their SSN (national identity number) to be vetted by a third party.

How long after the service got popular would it take for the most aggressive marketers to pay rings of fraudsters to lend their identities and/or make fake reviews?

I think it would definitely start out great until it got big enough to be super useful and then the fraud would ramp up. I think an organization like Consumer Reports has a chance at successfully maintaining a low-bias product database, but the paywall is a big obstacle, as is the fact they’ll only review the largest product catalogs.

Audible chuckle

Isn’t the FBI supposed to be non-political?

Yet here they are trying to own Z-Libs

Isn’t the FBI supposed to be non-political?

Yet here they are trying to own Z-Libs

Is this God’s Will?

Is this God’s Will?