That pumpkin looks so small in his big ass mouth

The amount of millennials falling for boomer bait is also staggering

I can barely take care of myself

I miss r/hybrid animals

You know how to tell someone isn’t vegan. They always make this comment. Always.

That guy is still alive???

After dealing with the Hammer Skins in Tampa, fuck all these weak minded mother fuckers

Yes, the answer is yes

This really needs to be redone by Key & Peele’s anger translator

I had crooks (what we call fake Crocs) for a long time, then I bought the reals. Huge difference, will never go back

This is a perfect explanation of what it feels like

I have these too, I call them my zombie lilies. Mine are already done blooming tho :(

My city had a drone show this year and it kinda sucked. I probably won’t go again

Does this mean that you did dress like this in the 90s?

Ave Satanas

How do we get the maga folks to believe they need to make a pilgrimage to the middle of Arizona?

Why couldn’t covid kill all these stupid hateful people off???

United Scams of America

IT Business Analyst

Look at that bum bum