They forgot water balloons! impossible to pick up all of them

do you think Putin has anything to do with this? political enemies falling out of windows is his MO!

Jerry Manders could probably govern better than most politicians these days!

he’s just like a toddler. wears diapers too

excel 4 lyfe

i wish toddlers came with a removable feeding tube

i washed dishes at a pizza joint, this would always make me gag

the purse industry is in on this conspiracy

unjabbed is the most ridiculous new word that will end up in the dictionary in a few years…

So i requested my fav Perl Jam song and sat by my radio with a blank tape in and my finger on the record button. When the radio DJ called Perl Jam classic rock, that’s when i knew i was old!!

My kid’s iPad should be studied in a lab to discover new bacteria.

preach!