I am the journeyer from the valley of the dead Sega consoles. With the blessings of Sega Saturn, the gaming system of destruction, I am the Scout of Silenceā€¦ Sailor Saturn.

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Cake day: June 29th, 2023

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  • Iā€™m pretty sure itā€™s impossible for a TV show called Cadillacs and Dinosaurs to suck even if they tried.

    Like here look at me trying to come up with a bad episode idea

    Two people out for a picnic on the mesa. They are eating their sandwiches when suddenly one of them hears the distant but unmistakable sound of a dinosaur stampede. She thinks maybe itā€™ll be fine. The dinosaurs donā€™t tend to venture this far north. But they look and the stampede is heading right for them.

    To make matters worse their 1959 Cadillac Coupe de Villeā€™s is having trouble running due to an improper gasoline mixture (in an emergency they had to make their own gas from a dinosaur). They have no choice but to get some anti-dinosaur weapons out of the vehicleā€™s spacious trunk. They manage to fend off some of the dinosaur scouts with some pre-1994-ban assault rifles. But can they make it to the garage to warn them, and tune up their Cadillac, in time?


  • (oh no itā€™s politics)

    Trumpā€™s new cryptocurrency scheme is surprisingly forthright about being a pump & dump:

    CIC Digital LLC, an affiliate of The Trump Organization, and Fight Fight Fight LLC collectively own 80% of the Trump Cards, subject to a 3-year unlocking schedule. CIC Digital LLC and Celebration Cards LLC, the owners of Fight Fight Fight LLC, will receive trading revenue derived from trading activities of Trump Meme Cards.

    Essentially according to their own website, they started by selling 20%* of the tokens to the public, and over the next few years willā€¦ sell another 80% of the tokens to the public. To the moon!

    * half of that they describe as ā€œliquidityā€ instead of public distribution ā€“ whatever that means.



  • ā€˜Many of the groups that we are concerned about disappearing ā€“ gay couple couples, lesbian couples ā€“ from a traditional organs-bumping-together standpoint, canā€™t have kidsā€¦ that are genetically both of theirs,ā€™ says Simone.

    No no theyā€™re super smart and unless we come up with some sort of way for gay people to have children theyā€™ll disappear entirely (gay people of course first came to earth from space in the year 1952, but the starshipā€™s egg chambers were damaged in the crash landing)