this cold has moved into my knees

suddenly really dissatisfied by my sloppy guitar performances, remembering the techniques I used to grind out longer pieces on piano

dominions is great. I’ve been tempted to write a MA Asphodel AAR about a carrion dragon making the world into its grave, and what a lively grave!

I would kill to see them live tbh, I saw Carcass live a while ago and they were almost sloppy

The dilapitated chaos of the simulation makes it work on looney tunes logic.

I remember I had a hunter shoot a deer, which began vomiting. The hunter shot repeatedly again but never hit — the deer continuted to vomit. Dozens of combat report pages of the deer vomits. A mountainside covered in deer vomit. The suspension on your disbelief can’t endure it.

In a simulation where, by a miracle dice roll, a baby can punch the head off an iron colossus, it’s not a normal baby. The baby is Bugs Bunny.

ministers should go dig some entrenchments in the north sea if they’re so worried

is this what it was like to talk to david foster wallace

dyou think it’s fun to be eminem

new worthikids https://twitter.com/Worthikids/status/1748408596654612515

I’m not a furry I just meow a lot

I got my buddy some little fanart prints off the internet and one of them he was like “oh this person hates me and has me blocked on twitter”. Remains to be seen if he’ll put it up lmao

Tech cringe thrash metal

this account makes me feel like my brain is in my head backward. the irony is too potent

Fujiwara no Mokou

What if Rob Halford was bisexual

Anyone have experience living on a heat network with an in-unit hot water tank? wondering how much it costs to have hot water all the time vs optimising it

What is that thing on the right

He touched feet, enough said

Installing this trailcam in the first place must have been a challenge. Imagine wandering over snowy mountains hoping you’re not being stalked by one of the world’s largest ambush predators all the while.