I will always uphold Byleth-Edelgardist thought

He doesn’t live in a society

This is the proper medium for theory right here.

Having never played Animal Crossing: what’s the official Hexbear stance on Tom Nook? 'Cause I heard he’s the landlord or something.

(Also, it’s funny how AC could mean Animal Crossing, Assassin’s Creed, Armored Core, or Ace Combat)

Clearly, the map is to scale- big pits and dirt piles included.

I like it a lot just because it’s the only place around me that does that style of pizza, with such a thin crust and all. I just load mine with tons of garlic and smile gleefully.

ACAB forever

I love Master and Commander for all the same reasons. It’s just such a well put-together film.

Hollywood tends to have an issue with over-aging some of the characters in historical war films and such. Like, a lot of actors in World War II movies will be mid-20’s at the earliest, when in reality a lot of troops were only 17 or 18. The guys storming Normandy should look barely older than your local high schoolers. I appreciate Master and Commander for being one of the few historical military films that has a solid cast of child actors and uses them well. Really adds a lot, especially since the movie is trying to show such a grounded portrayal of British naval life.

Finally banned from r/politics for “incivility” let’s gooooo

It’s only for a day, but I told the mods I have no intention of ever being civil to genocide supporters and to do me a favor and ban me permanently. One step closer to my goal of leaving for good

This would assuredly kill me from whiplash. Instantaneously

Can’t miss this occasion to wish him a very rest in piss

Horizon Zero Dawn was so good at the comparison between a subservient AI race-turned hostile, and wild animals inhabiting an ecosystem. The robots still felt like a part of the natural environment, despite everything you learn in the game. It would have been so easy to flub that plotline, but I think they pulled it off well. If I wasn’t so burnt out on 100 hour open-world AAA games, I’d finish playing Forbidden West lol

Ahhh now I wanna replay Chrono Trigger! But Star Ocean 2R just came out! Ahhhhhhhh!

The humor of the Original Trilogy was so well-done. Not too childish like the Prequels, and not quippy like modern movies

TARS and CASE, Interstellar: I really like how Nolan intentionally avoided the evil robot trope for this movie. Acting isn’t always a strong suit in Nolan movies, but Bill Irwin killed it here. Plus, the design is super cool. Maybe Nolan should direct an animated movie?

Ayre, Armored Core VI: Best copilot any mecha pilot could ask for. Helpful and adorable.

Data, Star Trek: The Next Generation: I haven’t even finished the show, but Data is just phenomenally acted and written (usually). Even if he were the worst character in TNG he’d probably be on this list due to how good the TNG cast is lol.

Bladewolf, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance: Dog with chainsaw. Dog with chainsaw.

Gundam: The Witch from Mercury* spoilers:

Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty spoilers:

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Mahjong powers but they make you gayer every time you Ron and cuter every time you Tsumo

You learn Mahjong instead, the true hobby of the proletariat.

(I just fooled around on lichess until I got a bit better)

Libs are all about “personal responsibility” and “consequences for your actions” but then get upset when I explain the consequences for being a Nazi

You know, I really just need to set up a hotkey that automatically posts every time I see one of these

I’m convinced this is going to be some sort of horror movie scenario where I walk into the voting place and play out the exact same events as 2020.

The same people say the same things to me, and I respond with familiar words. Déjà vu intensifies as I check my calendar. It is 2024, right? No, it’s 2020. Wait, 2016?

My mind races.

“Vote for Biden to save America!” Libs on the left and right shout. I begin to run.

“Do you want Trump to win?” they jeer. I stumble, but regain my footing.

“Vote blue,” I hear. “Vote blue, vote blue, VOTE BLUE!” It’s a chant at this point. A cult-like choir that fills the recesses of my brain. I make it to the double doors and push them open.

Biden is there.

He smiles. “None of this Malarky, Jack,” he says, pressing a syringe to my neck. My consciousness begins to fade. The last thing I feel is some teenage staffer sticking an “I Voted!” sticker to my shirt as the world fades to darkness.

My love for Utena can never be properly expressed