@[email protected] to RPGMemes @ttrpg.networkEnglish • 12 days agoIn the Halls of the Short Mountain Kinglemmy.worldimagemessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up1429arrow-down13
arrow-up1426arrow-down1imageIn the Halls of the Short Mountain Kinglemmy.world@[email protected] to RPGMemes @ttrpg.networkEnglish • 12 days agomessage-square47fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•12 days agoHave you ever tried to pick up a toddler who doesn’t want to be picked up? Now imagine they’ve got stocky muscles, spikes, and they want to kill you.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•11 days ago Now imagine they’ve got stocky muscles, spikes, and they want to kill you. You mean like a pissed off 3yo when you are trying to trim their finger nails.
And all the man has to do is toss him.
Have you ever tried to pick up a toddler who doesn’t want to be picked up?
Now imagine they’ve got stocky muscles, spikes, and they want to kill you.
You mean like a pissed off 3yo when you are trying to trim their finger nails.
I can’t wait
You just described a cat.
“Nobody tosses a dwarf!”
That’s why they’re so angry