veronicaella to Ask [email protected] • 9 days agoWhat secret conspiracy would you like to actually start letting other people know?message-square95fedilinkarrow-up162arrow-down18
arrow-up154arrow-down1message-squareWhat secret conspiracy would you like to actually start letting other people know?veronicaella to Ask [email protected] • 9 days agomessage-square95fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink22•9 days agoNow there’s a conspiracy theory I can get behind. He’s financed by big toaster.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink9•9 days agoDoes that explain why he did a 40 minute video on why microwaves from the 60s were better, but have since become shitified? To promote toasters instead?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink11•edit-28 days agoActually, come to think of it, it’s not just toasters… it’s coffeemakers, microwaves, stove knobs, thermostats… HE’S SUPPORTED BY BIG BIMETALLIC STRIP!
Now there’s a conspiracy theory I can get behind. He’s financed by big toaster.
Does that explain why he did a 40 minute video on why microwaves from the 60s were better, but have since become shitified? To promote toasters instead?
Actually, come to think of it, it’s not just toasters… it’s coffeemakers, microwaves, stove knobs, thermostats…
HE’S SUPPORTED BY BIG BIMETALLIC STRIP!
Frakkin Cylons! I knew it!