A phallus-shaped iceberg hovered off the coast of Dildo, Newfoundland in Conception Bay before collapsing.
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    41•2 months ago

    Willy! Hey, over here! Wow man, how’ve you been? Last time we talked you were polishing off your…

    • @[email protected]English
      34•2 months ago

      …nob! I couldn’t turn the damn nob! As much as I tried I couldn’t open the door. The damn thing wouldn’t turn. It was probably because my hand was so slippery with all the lubricant I used to beat my…

      • @[email protected]English
        24•2 months ago

        Cock. A couple of hens too! I keep meaning to build a fence to keep those damn foxes from devouring my…

        • LucasWaffyWafEnglish
          22•2 months ago

          Johnson! Come check out these anomalous readings. The chart almost resembles a…

          • MattEnglish
            12•2 months ago

            Shlong! But really he was so drunk he meant “So long!” which he could’ve also been referring to a….