• gnutrino
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    4 个月前

    Or stick the hotdog down your urethra to plug it up.

    (Now there’s a sentence I wasn’t expecting to type today)

    • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      4 个月前

      When I was in highschool, my weird friend was like “imana stick this corndog stick up my penis hole” under the table in the lunchroom and he actually jammed it in there and our other friend giggled and she flicked it a couple times

      No one will ever believe this but your comment gives me the perfect reason to bring it up, there’s no situation where it’s even been relevant to talk about