KNOXVILLE, TN—Telling viewers to nut the hell up because the channel wasn’t fucking around, Home and Garden Television announced Friday that it had released a new show called Straight White Gentrifiers. “Big news HGTV fans: We’re done acting like total fucking pussies, and this September, Straight White Gentrifiers is going right for the jugular,” said HGTV programming executive Loren […]
  • @[email protected]English
    28•1 month ago

    Gentrifiers reportedly proved so popular with test audiences that it has already been spun off into several new series, including Christian Fundamentalists Do Home Stuff On A Farm and One For The Black Viewers.

    • @MajorHavocEnglish
      3•1 month ago

      Ouch. Am I part of the problem if I would un-ironically watch “Christian Fundamentalists Do Home Stuff On A Farm”.

      This show could easily be achieved with simple narration changes (like interjecting basic science facts via narrator …) to any number of existing shows.

      Can we get Diane Morgan to narrate it? Or Ron Howard?

      I kind ofneed this, now.