For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
I can’t take people who say “your guyses” seriously.
The two yoots.
I mean, that just comes from lacking a multiple “you” conjugation. Just another reason English is terrible
Come to Ireland, birthplace of y’all, we got all sorts of words for youse.
My ex was like this. Cutesy talk. Voices. “Omg you guuuuuuys!!!” Hearing things like “adorbs” still makes me irrationally angry.
Not very demure of you.
I’ve already made a Smeagol reference in this thread, but perhaps one more is in order…