Scientists still trying to work out why some people live beyond 100, but agree it is best to avoid taking advice from centenarians themselves
  • @MajorHavocEnglish
    1•23 days ago

    To be fair, I think many of us would be far too tempted to mess with people if we lived that long.

    I absolutely will.

    Nobody knows shit about what happened before they were born. I’m gonna have half the world convinced that my first phone was a Commodore.