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MindTraveller@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

'Boneless' pizza can have bones, US court rules

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'Boneless' pizza can have bones, US court rules

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MindTraveller@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Deebster
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    It’s good to see the Beeb join the hallowed ranks of The Onion and The Daily Mash.

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      Yah, this is fake, right?

      Right?

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        deleted by creator

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          Also from the BBC article posted in this thread “The court on Thursday ruled that “boneless wing” refers to “cooking style” and is not to be taken literally.”

          • Refurbished Refurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org
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            Boneless wings are now niether boneless nor are they wings.

            What even are words?

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          OK, as long as bonless pizza is still not a thing.

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            Wait wait have I been eating bone in pizza this whole time?

            • 2001aCentenaryofFederation@fedia.io
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              Pizza cooks better with the bone left in, this is basically fact

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              I mean, you do you friend, as long as it’s just you.

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            Boneless pizza doesn’t exist, that’s right. All pizza has bones in it.

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        Looks to be riffing on this story: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4ngyely232o

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