• zitrone 🍋
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    519 hours ago

    If you are in possession of a penis, pull your pants down slightly and put said penis in someone’s mouth, you achieve clothed oral sex outside of bed without dividing any legs and any chance of multiplying.

    So nope.

    • @[email protected]
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      410 hours ago

      Nice dick, bro, but I should emphasise that this can’t be just anyone’s mouth and you should check that the other person is enthusiastic about it all before beginning.

      • zitrone 🍋
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        14 minutes ago

        thanks and sure

        i just tried to keep the situation as simple as possible for the thought experiment