Translation:

Cat: Do you have cat?

Girl: No

Cat: Now you have one!

Girl: And that’s how I got a cat.

  • MajorHavoc
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    2 months ago

    That’s delightful.

    I imagine his origin story, as an alley cat talking to another alley cat:

    “Those house cats have it so nice. I wish I could have that.”

    “Bro. Just pick a human. They’re push-overs.”

    “Seriously?”

    “Yeah. You just wait for their door to open and then pick your spot in the couch.”

    “That easy?!”

    “It’s that easy.”

    “I’m gonna do it.”

    • Kyrgizion@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      You’re not far off the mark. One tomcat I had once brought with him a new cat, a girl I hadn’t seen before. He shared his food with her and now she lives here as well.