My daughter is 5 now. She’s discovered the joy of telling jokes. Unfortunately, her repertoire is painfully small. I’ve also realised most of my jokes are either not age appropriate or too situational.

What are best/worst kids jokes? Extra points for any that would make her teacher groan. Apparently she LOVES jokes. 😁

  • NullPointer
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    14 days ago

    do you have any holes in your socks?

    no?

    how’d you get your feet in there?

    • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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      13 days ago

      *adult looks accusingly at the kid*
      *kid stares at his feet in cosmic bewilderment*