The world of Linuxia beckons you! Your annoying guide flexes their gear the moment you spawn

Gentoo USB (Rare):
=> USE flags: Can rebuild itself
   with or without the other
   three attributes
=> March native: Increases attack
   speed by 1% or -1%
=> Slot: Can use two versions of any
   attribute at the same time
=> PGO: The USB memorizes when you
   attack to increase speed, trading
   off for lower speed elsewhen.
   Requires two rebuilds.

Charm of systemd (common):
=> nspawn: Can build with deeper focus
=> Wisdom tax: The wise are less
   likely to feel neutral toward you
   (+2 or -2 charisma)
=> Chant of systemd: By chanting
'systemd-analyze calendar "Fri *-*-13"',
   the caster instantly knows when
   the next Friday the 13th is.

Let’s have some fun! Spells, items, and dungeons oh my!

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    Our party peers over the gate and sees…

    Kali Bandit (Level 3)

    A script kiddie. Lots spawn at once.

    STR: 3 (+7 during practice combat)
    DEX: 3
    CON: 5 (-4 when angry)
    INT: 4
    WIS: 1
    CHA: 1

    Kali Mercenary (Level 9)

    Uses Kali for work. Well-balanced, but weakened because the company hasn’t had a security incident anyway.

    STR: 8 (+15 when fighting Kali Bandit)
    DEX: 9
    CON: 10 (-2 when teammate gets phished)
    INT: 12
    WIS: 12
    CHA: 8 (-2 when dealing with the one paying for them)

    17 year old with Amazon fire stick (Level 12)

    The judge prohibited them from touching computers.

    STR: 7 (+3 if he gets SSH running…)
    DEX: 8
    CON: 12 (+1 from the big house)
    INT: 16
    WIS: 7
    CHA: 9 (-2 when dealing with Nvidia)