Source: https://mastodon.social/@MrLovenstein/113844297604610435

Secret panel: https://tapas.io/episode/220482

Alt text from replies: 4 panel comic.

First panel: A strawberry, a raspberry, and a blueberry are sitting on the floor. A tomato comes along and asks: “Can I join berry club?” – “Sorry, Tomato. Berries only”, says Strawberry.

Second panel: Tomato holds up a sheet of paper. “Well this article says I am a berry and you’re not.” Angrily, Strawberry says “No way! ‘Berry’ is right in my name!”

Third panel: Close-up on Strawberry and Raspberry. “What?! I’m an ‘accessory’ fruit? What the hell is that?!”, says Strawberry in disbelief, looking at the paper. “I’m not a Berry either?!!” exclaims Raspberry, sweating.

Fourth panel. “These are strange times for berry club. Strange times.” says Blueberry. Tomato, a watermelon, and a banana are sitting next to it. Strawberry is sitting way in the background, looking sad.

  • TheFoganEnglish
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    7 hours ago

    Stregnth is being able to crush a tomato

    Dexterity is being able to accurately throw a tomato.

    Constitution is being able to eat a rotten tomato without getting sick

    Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

    Wisdom is knowing not to put one in a fruit salad.

    Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

    Person: Wouldn’t a tomato based fruit salad be salsa

    Person2: Hey I found the bard!