A man accidentally shot himself in the foot while trying to kill a cockroach in an unlucky and unfortunate series of events.
  • MajorHavocEnglish
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    2 months ago

    “Chief! It was a giant swarm of bees, chief! Would you believe it? A hundred giant bees, with automatic weapons!”

    “I find that hard to believe, Agent 86.”

    “Would you believe a three very large spiders, armed with rifles?”

    “…”

    “Would you believe…a cricket with a derringer?”