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minus-squarebitcrafterlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·4 days agoIn fairness, the deer population is way out of control, so I’m just doing my part to reduce it.
minus-squareLv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17arrow-down1·4 days agoBest way to help cull the deer population is to get your hunting license and fill your quota! Plus all fees (at least in my state) from hunting/fishing related things fund conservation efforts!
minus-squarebitcrafterlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down3·4 days agoFair enough, but if the fawn is just there for the taking anyway…
minus-squareMrShankles@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 days agoFirstly, lol 2ndly — You become a disney princess?
minus-squarebitcrafterlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agoKeeping it as a pet is not quite the fate I had in mind for it…
minus-squareMrShankles@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down6·edit-24 days agoYou sick fuck, beastiality isn’t welcome 'round here (≖︵≖) ~sorry to break the vibe and say the joke out loud, but wanted to thank you for the laughs~
minus-squarebitcrafterlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoUh… That wasn’t quite what I had in mind for it either…
minus-squareFundMECFS@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·4 days agoI hope we reintroduce and help repopulate predators. The main reason deer populations are out of control is we’ve killed pretty much everything that eats deer…
minus-squareKit@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·4 days agoReleasing wolves does tend to solve most issues in life.
minus-squarexx3rawr@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoInside you there are two wolves. You fucking idiot, why did you let the wolves rip you and take your insides.
minus-squareComment105@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·4 days agoCOUGAR CUBS? LEAVE EM! FAWNS? KIDNAP THEM, RAISE THEM AS YOUR OWN MAKE THEM LEARN CALCULUS
minus-squareMrShankles@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-24 days agoThey learn Calculus: “The (deer population) limit doesn’t exist!” Turns out, they don’t fully understand Calculus
minus-squareManifish_Destiny@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·4 days agoThat’s actually not the case. There’s just not enough land for their predators.
In fairness, the deer population is way out of control, so I’m just doing my part to reduce it.
Best way to help cull the deer population is to get your hunting license and fill your quota! Plus all fees (at least in my state) from hunting/fishing related things fund conservation efforts!
Fair enough, but if the fawn is just there for the taking anyway…
Firstly, lol
2ndly — You become a disney princess?
Keeping it as a pet is not quite the fate I had in mind for it…
You sick fuck, beastiality isn’t welcome 'round here (≖︵≖)
~sorry to break the vibe and say the joke out loud, but wanted to thank you for the laughs~
I… Don’t think that was the joke…
Uh… That wasn’t quite what I had in mind for it either…
I hope we reintroduce and help repopulate predators.
The main reason deer populations are out of control is we’ve killed pretty much everything that eats deer…
Releasing wolves does tend to solve most issues in life.
Inside you there are two wolves. You fucking idiot, why did you let the wolves rip you and take your insides.
COUGAR CUBS? LEAVE EM!
FAWNS? KIDNAP THEM, RAISE THEM AS YOUR OWN
MAKE THEM LEARN CALCULUS
They learn Calculus:
“The (deer population) limit doesn’t exist!”
Turns out, they don’t fully understand Calculus
That’s actually not the case. There’s just not enough land for their predators.