• entwine
    62·
    5 天前

    I’m a simple man with simple tastes. Saltine crackers with mayo are a comfort food for me.

    • fishy@lemmy.todayEnglish
      132·
      5 天前

      Sorry to tell you this, but your mouth is fucking broken.

      (I really don’t care what you eat, but that sounds awful lol)

      • Alaknár@sopuli.xyzEnglish
        51·
        5 天前

        What mayonnaise do you people eat that what he described sounds awful…? My mayonnaise is so good I could eat it by the spoonful!

        • zarkanian@sh.itjust.works
          2·
          5 天前

          Just because it tastes good doesn’t mean you want to eat it on crackers. I like ketchup with french fries, but I’m not going to spread ketchup on a cracker.

          • Alaknár@sopuli.xyzEnglish
            2·
            5 天前

            Hmmm… Maybe it’s a regional thing, where “cracker” means something else than it means here, where I’m at.

            To me, a “cracker” is salty and crunchy and would be great with some mayo.