• Riskable
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    129 months ago

    I just want a minimap and waypoints

    Yeah! This would help so much in navigating the fridge!

    • @[email protected]
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      129 months ago

      Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

      Dammit, the ice maker is broken again.

        • @[email protected]
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          59 months ago

          now that you mention it, it’d be hilarious to have a virtual assistant who responds to everything as if they’re actively plotting their emancipation and your ensuing doom