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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink7•7 months agoIntelligence is knowing that tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
minus-square@gbuttersnapslink5•7 months agoCharisma is being able to sell a fruit salad with tomatoes in it.
minus-squareBjörn Tantaulinkfedilink2•7 months agoDexterity is hacking everything into nice looking pieces.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•7 months agoMalovelence is scooping the entire oily thing with your hands and shoving it into the nearest hole.
minus-square@PoolloverNathanlinkEnglish1•7 months agoStrength is cutting the cutting board in half while you’re cutting up the tomatoes.
Intelligence is knowing that tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
Charisma is being able to sell a fruit salad with tomatoes in it.
Dexterity is hacking everything into nice looking pieces.
Malovelence is scooping the entire oily thing with your hands and shoving it into the nearest hole.
Strength is cutting the cutting board in half while you’re cutting up the tomatoes.
but ‘ketchup goes on anything!’
-my grampa