Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don’t let code become stale.

  • agilobOPEnglish
    5•11 months ago

    you are supposed to have written the tests and to have written your code with pair programming,

    I commented out the tests because they were failing, pipelines were green so I merged. Now it’s running on prod. What do you do?

    • @[email protected]
      6•11 months ago

      Give you public kudos for moving fast and breaking things. We need more fearless cowboys like you around here

    • @Blackthorn
      1•11 months ago

      I would fire you for incompetence and sabotage. Problem solved.