@hypnotic_nerd to Programmer HumorEnglish • 7 months agoManager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?imagemessage-square102arrow-up1816arrow-down18
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink13•7 months agoI had a commit recently that was like 2000 lines changed over 6 files. Really should have been a smaller issue.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•7 months agoY tho??? Holy shit. Commits should be like functions. One thing and one thing only. Maybe a small group of files like the same change over multiple config files. 50 is insane to me.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink14•7 months ago“Bits were fiddled, possibly in the right way”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•7 months agoMy butterfly was having a bad day so I can’t be sure, sorry
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink12•7 months ago‘Change’ if I’m feeling particularly chaotic.
minus-square@akkajdh999link3•7 months agoMake a cron job for git add . && git commit "$(date)" && git push -f
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•edit-27 months agoI actually did this once…I swear there was a good reason. I promise it wasn’t anywhere that mattered. Edit: I think it was a personal journal repo that I wanted daily versions of, but couldn’t be bothered to actually check in.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•7 months agoSee jira-blah: is my go-to. Sometimes there’s even a jira at that location/number 🤔
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink0•edit-27 months ago‘fixed odd or even function for values 600 to 950, plus other stuff I forgot to commit earlier’
“Fix”
With 400 lines changed over 50 files
“updates”
“feat: stuff”
Guilty of this one myself.
I had a commit recently that was like 2000 lines changed over 6 files. Really should have been a smaller issue.
Y tho??? Holy shit. Commits should be like functions. One thing and one thing only. Maybe a small group of files like the same change over multiple config files. 50 is insane to me.
“Bits were fiddled, possibly in the right way”
My butterfly was having a bad day so I can’t be sure, sorry
‘Change’ if I’m feeling particularly chaotic.
git commit -m $(date)
Make a cron job for
git add . && git commit "$(date)" && git push -fI actually did this once…I swear there was a good reason. I promise it wasn’t anywhere that mattered.
Edit: I think it was a personal journal repo that I wanted daily versions of, but couldn’t be bothered to actually check in.
See jira-blah: is my go-to. Sometimes there’s even a jira at that location/number 🤔
‘fixed odd or even function for values 600 to 950, plus other stuff I forgot to commit earlier’