• Lemminary
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    10 months ago

    This is funny but I have a slight feeling that it’s made up

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      2310 months ago

      The one that seems slightly unbelievable to me is the “body count”. Unless he didn’t know what it’s used for now and was trying to play it off as a joke.

      • @[email protected]
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        1010 months ago

        … What is it used for now? I have a guess, but if correct, I’ve never heard it used that way.

        • Nepenthe
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          1210 months ago

          Body count is how many different people you’ve had sex with. Or how many you’ve murdered, but usually at a get-together it’s the first one.

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            10 months ago

            The first one was my guess, but I’ve sincerely never heard it used that way.

            The second one is the way I’ve heard it used before.

            Thank you for the answer.

        • Echo Dot
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          110 months ago

          Don’t worry, the key is to just start counting on your fingers.

    • credit crazy
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      1110 months ago

      I could buy this being a true story. Modern social media contravorcy is getting so ridiculous even I who passively takes part ends up out of the loop on occasion. Just imagine what is happening to someone who doesn’t take part in Twitter or tick tock at all.

      • @[email protected]
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        510 months ago

        Just imagine what is happening to someone who doesn’t take part in Twitter or tick tock at all.

        Shouldn’t that be most of us? I don’t use those garbage websites or their apps.

      • @[email protected]
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        210 months ago

        Good find. Searching “my coworker is so unaware” on Google shows a deleted thread on r/casualconversation so who knows.

    • @[email protected]
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      710 months ago

      Good. You should doubt.

      You Really Think Someone Would Do That? Just Go On the Internet and Tell Lies?