jordan @jordan stratton
In order to get a true representation of each country’s athletic skill, the Olympics should randomly select citizens to compete like it’s jury duty:
Who’s next on the balance beam for the US? Is it Simone Biles? Nope it’s 39yo electrician, Dale. Wow he does not look confident
Dale will revolutionize the Olympics. New scoring categories will be added for ‘attitude’, ‘pizzazz’, and ‘puns’.
Dale has expertise in all, a true champion
This will just devolve into an international Red Bull event, and I’m all for it.