jordan @jordan stratton
In order to get a true representation of each country’s athletic skill, the Olympics should randomly select citizens to compete like it’s jury duty:
Who’s next on the balance beam for the US? Is it Simone Biles? Nope it’s 39yo electrician, Dale. Wow he does not look confident
Honestly, it was probably the folks waiting for their turn, but it’s kinda hard to tell with curling, so it was kind of amazing to watch.
It felt very “you can take the sport away from the bar, but…”