• @MajorHavoc
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    109 months ago

    I had a pair of chopsticks whose instructions ended with “now you can lift anything”.

    I wish I had kept those chopsticks.

    • @[email protected]
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      9 months ago

      I had a pair of those, too. They gave out after I’d only lifted three Ford Pintos over my head.

      I asked the Chinese takeout for my money back, but they pretended not to understand me.