Maven (famous) to [email protected] • 5 months agoI am funniest when I'm on dating apps rulelemmy.worldimagemessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up1444arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1444arrow-down1imageI am funniest when I'm on dating apps rulelemmy.worldMaven (famous) to [email protected] • 5 months agomessage-square27fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareMaven (famous)OPlinkfedilink9•5 months agoYou’re simply too funny to date anyone. They wouldn’t be able to stop laughing and it would cause chronic muscle pain in their abs.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink6•5 months agoI once made someone laugh so hard they darted, then they laughed at me laughing at their laugh fart and kept darting. My wit is truly dangerous.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•5 months agoSee, I keep telling that to my mom. But she just won’t stop crying long enough to really hear it, yknow?
You’re simply too funny to date anyone. They wouldn’t be able to stop laughing and it would cause chronic muscle pain in their abs.
I once made someone laugh so hard they darted, then they laughed at me laughing at their laugh fart and kept darting. My wit is truly dangerous.
See, I keep telling that to my mom. But she just won’t stop crying long enough to really hear it, yknow?