“Always eat food you find on the ground.” - Gauntlet
“You can shoot through your own bunkers to surprise the aliens.” - Space Invaders
“If you have a smaller friend who idolizes you, make them take all the risks, while you reap the rewards. And when things go smoothly, leave them behind.” - Sonic the Hedgehog 2
“You can peacefully end a warrant for your arrest by leading a police chase directly to one of your money laundering gun stores.” - Saints Row
“Take this rock. Wait until the man in black comes over the hill. As soon as his head is in view, hit it with the rock!” - Cliffhanger
“Always eat food you find on the ground.” - Gauntlet
“You can shoot through your own bunkers to surprise the aliens.” - Space Invaders
“If you have a smaller friend who idolizes you, make them take all the risks, while you reap the rewards. And when things go smoothly, leave them behind.” - Sonic the Hedgehog 2
“You can peacefully end a warrant for your arrest by leading a police chase directly to one of your money laundering gun stores.” - Saints Row
“Take this rock. Wait until the man in black comes over the hill. As soon as his head is in view, hit it with the rock!” - Cliffhanger
I’m not sure I’m doing this right…