He finds a t-shirt he likes and asks if they have it in “large”.

The shop keeper replies, “sorry, we only have a medium”

  • @vrek
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    154 months ago

    Did you hear of the psychic midget who escaped from jail?

    It was a small medium at large.

    • @[email protected]
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      54 months ago

      As he was climbing down the wall as part of the escape, he saw me and sneered. I thought to myself: “that’s a little con descending.”