robocall@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agoWhat animal could you take in a fight?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square238fedilinkarrow-up11.01Karrow-down121
arrow-up1985arrow-down1imageWhat animal could you take in a fight?lemmy.worldrobocall@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square238fedilink
minus-squareZinklinkfedilinkarrow-up10·9 months agoYeah but we Americans get to use as many guns as we can carry on our person. I guess +guns and -healthcare makes us the glass cannons of the man vs beast challenge!
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 months agoYou can take on most animals in a fight if you have a gun.
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-29 months agoAnd what if animals have guns + gun training? :D I don’t mean necessarily like monkeys, I’m envisioning cephalopods with 8 guns. Or a tiny invertebrate with satellite weapon targeting systems.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoWe don’t need guns. We’re developing all sorts of new weaponized ways of using our ink.
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoHumans: [get inked from orbit] The squids: It was the only way to be sure.
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·9 months ago… just realized … what if you give the animal/animals +guns & +healthcare, just for fun … ? I’m imagining a chicken sitting on the button of a chain gun giving you the sideways stink eye (classic birb tbh).
Yeah but we Americans get to use as many guns as we can carry on our person.
I guess +guns and -healthcare makes us the glass cannons of the man vs beast challenge!
You can take on most animals in a fight if you have a gun.
That’s the cannon half of glass cannon. :D
And what if animals have guns + gun training? :D
I don’t mean necessarily like monkeys, I’m envisioning cephalopods with 8 guns. Or a tiny invertebrate with satellite weapon targeting systems.
We don’t need guns. We’re developing all sorts of new weaponized ways of using our ink.
Humans: [get inked from orbit]
The squids: It was the only way to be sure.
… just realized … what if you give the animal/animals +guns & +healthcare, just for fun … ?
I’m imagining a chicken sitting on the button of a chain gun giving you the sideways stink eye (classic birb tbh).