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minus-squarelordmauvelinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down4·2 years agoTriangles taste objectively worse. The acute 45° angles are not effective at retaining sandwich contents so you are just tasting plain bread. By cutting orthogonally you create 90° corners on each segment, allowing a uniform distribution of delicious filling throughout each sandwich segment. That’s just maths.
minus-squareRud_1UP@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoYour math fails when you consider ketchup.
minus-squareAnticorp@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·2 years agoSomeone needs to learn how to hold a sandwich!
Triangles taste objectively worse. The acute 45° angles are not effective at retaining sandwich contents so you are just tasting plain bread.
By cutting orthogonally you create 90° corners on each segment, allowing a uniform distribution of delicious filling throughout each sandwich segment.
That’s just maths.
Your math fails when you consider ketchup.
Someone needs to learn how to hold a sandwich!