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    125 months ago

    The job interviews would certainly be more entertaining.

    But I see your point. I’m afraid you were born 2500 years too late.

    • @[email protected]
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      135 months ago

      Or 50 years to early? Look global warming, increasing prices, overcrowding, decreasing resources or a looming nuclear world war 3 might just be the case to revert back to ancient times! Just hold on a couple of years, we’ll get there don’t you worry about a thing honey!

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        55 months ago

        Oi! Anaximenes, you claim you are smart enough to fill this position of Software engineer, and yet your phallus has the size and the stench of a donkey’s! You must be a brute, unfit for this job.

        Epiphanes! Do not lecture me about my phallus, when your testicles look like undeveloped figs and you have a woman’s chin. I will beat you with this keyboard.

        I see. You can start Monday.