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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish55•2 months agoI hit 60mph and am like 20 miles from my house. Why would you tell me to do that?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish11•2 months agoAt least you didn’t pull upwards like I did. Glad the ceiling was there or it could’ve been much worse.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish27•2 months agoOr picking yourself up by your bootstraps.
minus-squarethemeatbridgelinkfedilinkEnglish1•2 months agoOr using your bootstraps to pick your nose.
Try pulling yourself by the nose.
I hit 60mph and am like 20 miles from my house. Why would you tell me to do that?
At least you didn’t pull upwards like I did. Glad the ceiling was there or it could’ve been much worse.
Or picking yourself up by your bootstraps.
Or using your bootstraps to pick your nose.
It’s working! I’m moving!
Ow. Now what?
Does it move you?
Not very. I prefer Mozart.