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You’re keeping it this time?
Have you told him it’s mine?
“So, who’s the father again?”
When’s the funeral?
Did the abortion fail?
Everyone here a potential father too?
Sure it is yours?
Yes.
My mom found her at an abandoned building known for being a spot where people dumps cats. It is full of strays.
Hey guys, I’m pregnant too.
Are you keeping it?
“So who’s the father this time?”
A baby? In this economy?
“Too bad your boyfriend couldn’t come.”
You’re under arrest for child abuse
“So, are you planning to circumcize?”
I’m a registered sex offender
That’d do the job, I reckon
I’m required by law to inform you…