Welcome to your new carrier in risk management.

The tricky part is the hustle. Figuring out a way to manipulate people into purchasing our goods and services.

Try this:

“ANXIETY SALE! HALF PRICE!”

People might like the idea of cutting anxiety in half somehow 🤷🏻‍♀️ Just don’t tell them it’s only for your benefit, not theirs.

Make others share your anxieties and sell them insurances

Get a job in cable news.

But don’t, actually. Getting a job necessitates a job interview, which is a high stakes conversation that will give you a panic attack.

Instead, get comfortable at your current, toxic job that doesn’t meet your needs. Better the devil you know than a whole new scary job and application process.

Duckduckgo nice

Cept for the first hit

and after I interacted with this anxiety post, algorithms gave me this probably

In this thread: a surprising number of folks who have given serious thought to monetizing anxiety.