true.

alt text: “Off work late? Hungry, but don’t want to cook? try taking a few hits of weed and then doing nothing. we can try eating again tomorrow. maybe.”

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          Lul, nerd, just go push a rock in some laser beam, that’s how the cool scientists like Gordon do it.

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      That’s crazy. I always associated smoking with pigging out on junk food - like, five to six thousand calories a day of junk food - so I always gained a huge amount of weight. BTW anybody who thinks eating five to six thousand calories a day is impossible has never sat down and eaten a whole box (12) of Dunkin Donuts, one after the other. Or eaten a whole pint of Ben & Jerry’s, driven to the store for another pint, eaten it, and then driven back to the store for a third pint.

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        Honest question, how do you not barf after all that? And doesn’t all that sugar make you feel intensely weird?

        Sidenote I love your username

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          TBH I don’t really know how I managed to eat all that shit, but the human body adapts to all kinds of mistreatment. I’m currently extremely fit and I eat healthy, and even just eating one donut now kind of fucks me up - makes me all jittery and nauseous.

          Kids In The Hall forever!