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Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Good rule of thumb

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Good rule of thumb

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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    “Hey, I’ll trade you 5 ramen packets for 2 cans of coke.”

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      Are we talking noodles and all or just the seasoning packets?

      I’m down either way, I just gotta know what I’m getting into.

      • _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works
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        Noodles and all, I am a generous man. Feel free to throw in an extra can though.

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      Fuck hell, jail burrito time again!

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    Got it, don’t talk to women lmao

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    pssst, nice dick

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      Thanks! I grew it myself.

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        That’s awesome! I got mine for my birthday.

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        Farm to table

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    “I didn’t murder those children, I’m innocent!”

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    This is actually a great way to recontextualize this fear in a way straight men will understand.

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    The joke’s on you…

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    “You’re not going to believe what I have up my butt today.”

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    Just end that after the word “street.”

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      Are we living under shariah law or something? “Man and woman shall not speak to each other unless they are married, lest they be stoned to death”

      When the progressivism comes full circle

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        It should also apply to anyone, not just men or women. Don’t talk to anyone, just shut the fuck up.

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          You could start here…

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            Rules for thee, but not for mee!

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          Sounds like a healthy way to live

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          I guess you must love living in the city, eh?

        • Ookami38@sh.itjust.works
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          Be the change you want to see in the world.

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          No thanks

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          Half the time in a city, people won’t even say “good morning” back.

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            depends on the city

            depends on the person who says “good morning” and how they say it

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            Half the time in a city, someone who says “good morning” is trying to scam someone. It’s not the best strategy to flip a coin on entertaining a scammer.

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              I won’t deny that I have on at least one occasion stood on a street corner with a tablet in my hand, trying to greet random people with no ulterior motives.

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            American comment

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              True, this is a phenomenon I experience in America, and I did not consider it being different in other countries. Is it different in other countries?

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                There are definitely many many countries (or at least cities in those countries) where saying hi to people you walk past isn’t given a second thought.

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        I’m so sick of having to mime marriage proposals.

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        That’s not Sharia law

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          Naturally…

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            What?

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      No. People should talk to each other, or at very least not be condemned for attempting to do so in good faith. Being social is the most basic of basics for humans, and this whole “anyone who talks to anyone ever is a nuisance” mentality is ridiculous.

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      Just end it after “woman” /j

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        Just end it after “man”

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          Just end it!

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            Should have never started in the first place.

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      Then it’s not a joke

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