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roon@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago

Hilarious

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roon@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago
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    1. It’s Java
    • Like the wind...@sh.itjust.works
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      Languages without do-until are primitive

  • EunieIsTheBus@feddit.de
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    Point four was the first thing I immediately noticed.

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      Technically 102 if you include the one already said

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        No, they explicitely demanded the 100 times after the say-i-am-sorry-once-routine terminated

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          It wasn’t explicit! What if the amount of sorries is stored in a global state? She didn’t necessarily specify 100 more sorries. Women so confusing smh.

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      forever scarred by OBO errors… I noticed that too

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    Peer reviewing your apologies is always important.

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    Typical 1-off error

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    print(‘I am sorry’*100)

    Edit: print(‘I am sorry\n’*100) ffs

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      I am sorryI am sorryI am sorryI…

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    If there’s two things I hate, it’s off by one errors!

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    1. She asked for “I’m sorry” and the program would print " I am sorry" (if it actually worked lol)
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    Formatting

    Many text parsers trim down whitespace unless it’s explicitly a code block. You see this often when people attempt to use interleaved spaces for emphasis. For example:

    R E D   H A T
    

    becomes “R E D H A T” in your Markdown interpreter.

    I think WhatsApp supports code snippets with backticks.

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    Also java.

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    102 times if you count the one before the code.

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    From the tone of the first message, I’m guessing that’s not the first off-by-one error in their relationship.

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    I feel like when you title your post “Hilarious”, you’re being sarcastic. Are you, perhaps, aware that this is actually pretty unfunny? Yet you posted it here nonetheless.

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      Watch out OP, big funny appreciator over here found your post sub par

    • zout@fedia.io
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      Funny is not an objective quality. The OP can find it hilarious, while you find it unfunny. You can always post something that’s funny to you.

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        deleted by creator

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    Say I’m sorry hundred times before I will forgive you

    Dude had a chance and he screwed it up.

    • Gabu@lemmy.ml
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      Nah, anyone that’s childish enough to ask something like that isn’t worth the effort.

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    Idk why but whenever someone gets pedantic about silly not real code, i just get grumpy

    • wischi
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      There is a leading space in the string itself, so OP is either a top tier troll or put in no effort at at and either way deserves the hate 😄

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    As someone learning how to code, Im happy I got it!

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