LinearArray to Programmer HumorEnglish · 8 months agoMy wife was unimpressed by Vimimagemessage-square186fedilinkarrow-up1966arrow-down119
arrow-up1947arrow-down1imageMy wife was unimpressed by VimLinearArray to Programmer HumorEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square186fedilink
minus-squareMidnitte@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·8 months agoHe tried, but he doesn’t know how to exit.
minus-squaremodel_tar_gz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·8 months agoStill some paperwork in a divorce so you’d probably want :wq!
minus-squareAndromxda 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇹🇼@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months agoJust edit the divorce documents in vim and you’ll be fine
minus-squaremodel_tar_gz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·8 months agoHmm. Attorney charges by the hour and at least 3 discovery hours will be attributed to the time spent learning to exit vim let alone exit with preserving changes.
minus-squareAndromxda 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇹🇼@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·8 months agoBut once the attorney learns vim, he will be able to edit divorce papers in 10x speed!
minus-squarebaseless_discourse@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down10·edit-28 months agoTo divorce their imaginary wife, they would need to go to a mental health clinic, which means going outside; and might EVEN, dare I say, TOUCH GRASS! Redditors don’t do that.
minus-squareSapientLasagna@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 months ago$ touch grass $ Now what? Redditors something something I think you might be lost.
minus-squarebaseless_discourse@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months ago I think you might be lost. Isn’t the original post a reddit screenshot?
Divorce.
He tried, but he doesn’t know how to exit.
Vidorce.
:q!
Still some paperwork in a divorce so you’d probably want :wq!
Just edit the divorce documents in vim and you’ll be fine
Hmm. Attorney charges by the hour and at least 3 discovery hours will be attributed to the time spent learning to exit vim let alone exit with preserving changes.
But once the attorney learns vim, he will be able to edit divorce papers in 10x speed!
Vimorce
:n!To divorce their imaginary wife, they would need to go to a mental health clinic, which means going outside; and might EVEN, dare I say, TOUCH GRASS!
Redditors don’t do that.
$ touch grass $Now what?
I think you might be lost.
Isn’t the original post a reddit screenshot?