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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon learns about nuts

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Anon learns about nuts

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 year ago

    Now make him freak out again by telling him peanuts aren’t nuts.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      Ground beans.

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        Well, you can eat them whole too. ;)

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        Hummus?

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        yeah so basically they’re coffee without the water

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          Coffee beans aren’t beans, they’re closer to cherries.

          So yes, they’re exactly like coffee beans without the water.

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      That’s nuts…… I will see myself out now.

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      Does he know about cashews?

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      Alright that’s enough shock for one day.

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