Old people like us need our apple slices so we dont spontaneously combust from vitamin deficiency.
Appy slices for vitamies.
I’ll be honest, I’m of similar age and if my partner went “does the man want his appy slices”, there is no way I won’t go “fuck yeah this man wants his appy slices”
Who doesn’t really tho
I’m not 30 yet but I have a feeling in 8 years I’ll still hustle on over if someone asked me if I want appy sices
As a man, if I’m offered some Appy slices, regardless of who is offering, you better believe I’m going to get me some fucking Appy slices.
Turtles are GOATed and chill as fuck
Well, except for snapping turtles…
May not be chill, but still GOATed.
I’m not a tortoise nor am I 30 (just barely) and if you offer me appy slices I’m hustlin’ over, too.
