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    While attempting to Press F to pay respects, the F becomes impatient and attacks. Rolf attempts to intervene, but the F raises its spear and prepares to strike, riding on a firework.

    Rolf’s fingers are unnaturally shaped like a bed with wheels, a deformity since birth which causes him a great burden.

    Timothy the tuxedo man is distracted by a new episode of the real housewives, and will soon be slain by F. Timothy the tuxedo man is cursed to die in Rolf’s deformed bed-hands.