• naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    6 months ago

    My Canadian mate “So I was walking in the forest last night eh and I uh got stalked by a bit of a mountain lion. How aboot that? bit of a fright eh?”

    me “I went for a bushwalk at night and walked into a spiderweb. It felt slightly icky”